GK: The book is full of a lot of little sexual surprises — not for me, of course, because I’m the Britannica of Copulation. But what are the things that will surprise your customers?
CC: The parts about internal sexual anatomy, like the fact that the clitoris spreads out like a …

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This is just funny… I’m not even sure it’s true, but it’s funny nonetheless.

Singer Lilly Allen, probably joking withthe press, admitted to having (preferring) anal sex with her boyfriend, who is a member of another band.

Apparently during an interview in which she admitted being pregnant, she told this story about …

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Well, guys, I enjoyed these galleries, thought you might like them too – includes one of the great felch dripping into a girls mouth vids you’ll ever see. Anal sex vids with anal cumshots, and cum dribbling from a girls freshly fucked asshole – very hot.

A cute little brunette obviously …

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I’ve shut off comments for a little while – I need to upgrade this blog software, and the comment spammers have found me. 210 blog spam crapola comments today. So, unfortunately, you can’t write me easily for now.

I’ll post again when comments are turned back on. Hope you enjoy the …

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Is technical virginity a myth, or fact?

Sex and the Sexes

“My absolute favorite example of this is good little christian girls who have anal sex to preserve their physical virginity.”

Can’t you just see it, a good little christian girl, with her little gold cross dangling around her neck, on her …

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“I Don’t Know If I Can Talk About Anal Sex With My Mother”

“Megan Butcher remembers the first time her mother came to see her read. Her stuffy aunt also came along for the ride. But Butcher wasn’t reading soft and gentle, flowery erotica for women; it was hardcore, graphic, ass-pounding …

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Here’s what you need – “green sex toys”. I’m going to file this one under anal humor, because while there are plenty of reasons to have a green economy, sex toys are probably not high on the list.
But in case you need them, here’s some of that good old college …

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Oh yeah, she’s a pretty anal bitch, I love the ass on this beauty, and she knows her ass is fine, but she has great very real looking firm tits too. Still it’s her ass we care about here at anal.net, and she shows it nice and tight and lifted up high.

You take it nice you pretty anal bitch!

FAIL (the browser should render some flash content, not this).

Another fantastically clear movie from my assobsessed bros over at the anal movie club. You ain;t never gonna see this clear a movie at no freekin tube. And you know what, inside those premium memberships at mosty tubes, there’s jsut another tube, not the really excellently clear stuff you are seeing here.

Okay, this one is worth a read, yes the guy is a freekin idiot, but still it’s a story an anal lover can appreciate.
It makes me fondly fondly remember the instances of unexpected anal sex I’ve had in my life. Now thats something to make me smile a lot when …

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You gotta admit, this is anal porn of spectacular clarity, makes analtube vids look WEAK

FAIL (the browser should render some flash content, not this).

She’s a little cutie, her face reminds me of a jersey girl exgf who used to love anal – well, she always hated it when I started pushing it in, but always loved it as I was pulling my cum and bum covered cock slowly out of her asshole that last time, many minutes later. She used to moan and grunt so loudly as I was fucking her anally that the neighbors would give us funny looks for days – well, the female neighbors gave me funny looks, not bad funny, a little bit startled funny, while the guy neighbors just stared at my girlfriends ass.